Yeah, it's get down on my knees and grovel time... If any of you out there know Melanie, then tell her "Chris says hi!". Or if you're feeling slightly more helpful, try asking her to head for Slough on her next day off. And if you really want to earn major brownie points from me, you could attempt to persuade her that I'm really a decent sort of chap and she'd be a fool to look at anyone else...
What was that? Did I just hear you shout "in your dreams, matey"? Well, we all have to have something to dream about, and Melanie will do me just fine thankyouverymuch :-)