Damn, I'm suffering for the cause here... Yes, it's 23:50 on the evening of North-East Gathering 3, just half an hour after leaving the pub, and I'm not entirely in control of my fingers, which makes typing an interesting challenge. Nevertheless, this report needs to be written and so it shall be, no matter how tempting it may be to simply crash out on the bed and sleep till Christmas. Well, after the overall success that was Gathering 2, could 3 be any better. The answer is a resounding yes. Not only did everyone from 2 turn up (eventually - yes Sean, *you* know what I'm on about :-), but we also said hello to Andrew (I think, my memory for names is lousy at the best of times, and after four hours of Guinness and really crap music, it doesn't improve). All we need now is one more and we'll have our very own Grey Council! After an odd first half hour or so which we spent talking about anything but B5, it eventually crept into the conversation somehow. Or did it leap in during one of the pauses that punctuated the evening's chat? I guess it's just one of those things, but whenever you get a bunch of people together to talk about something, you always end up with bouts of intense discussion separated by slightly embarrasing pauses, where no-one can think of anything to say that might kickstart the chat again. After a while, it was decided by someone who's name will crop up later, that it resembled a Quaker's Meeting. Whether this is an apt analogy or not is up for debate, but I suspect that if we did debate it, we'd only end up pausing every few minutes to think of what next to say, so perhaps it's best left. Once more that man Ian explained his love of the Starfury, though I was a bit disappointed to hear his preference for the Enterprise-C over the -D or the Excelsior. Hmmmmm. But, since he likes the Fury, I can forgive him. Equally, his Magnus Pyke-like gesticulations every time he mentioned Deanna Troi left nothing to the imagination, but his expression at Andrew's explanation about a certain meeting with Claudia Christian was priceless. I suspect mine wasn't too far behind, though if Elaine Thomas had been involved instead, I would easily have won the "looking most like a stunned goldfish" award. Keith and a packet of peanuts provided a little bit of light entertainment at one point, though since I'm sworn to a modicum of secrecy over the event, more I cannot say. On a related note however, we finally discovered how the Mexican Wave was originated, when Mel demonstrated perfectly how to catch a bag of nuts thrown at medium velocity at a point 1.3 feet above head height when seated. Perhaps it was to be expected, given the response to the ep. on the group, but Grey 17 was still notable by it's almost total absence from the discussion. In fact, beyond a short but cute (damn, shouldn't say that, or jms'll have it out the airlock before you can sa..........) Where was I? Ah yes, beyond a bit of talk about Neroon, Freddie Kru....errr...Willie....errr....Kenny Ever...oh damn, that Robert Englund guy, and Marcus, G17 was hardly mentioned at all. On the other hand, War Without End was once again picked over in some detail, with Ian (once again) providing visual aids with the help of some spilt beer, a beermat, and his fingertip. Yes, finally I think we all now understand how the triluminaries arrived at their respective locations. Even if we don't, I doubt any of us are too eager to ask Ian to repeat his explanation... Further chat varied from the light to the deep and meaningful, veering from simple topics like the US Presidential elections, to the seriously brain taxing stuff like how many people ordered Guinness, and how many ordered Caffreys. And yes, once again, that Sean guy managed to slip under the defences of the Caffreys table to provide a vital outpost in enemy territory. A medal of valour is being struck even as we speak. Oh look, I've finished my cheese and pickle sandwiches, and it's just gone 00:50. Doesn't time fly when you're typing. I think it's time to call time on this report. Thanks to the "regulars" for turning out once again, and also to Andrew for being suicidal enough to want to turn up and join a bunch of total nutters for four hours. Advance Warning!!! Tuesday 24th = 322 Gathering. There'll be a full announcement posted soon, so watch out for it. Chris